Why Is It?

Why is it that when you forget to go to the bathroom before you leave for your 45 minute drive home you have to go really bad 5 minutes into the drive?

Why is it that when you have to pee, you see that you don't have enough gas to make it home?

Why is it that is precisely when your phone rings and you start talking forgetting to stop at the gas station which happens to be the last one before you hit the highway?

Why is it then you get off the phone you start to look for the gas station you have to go all over until you finally find one, oh and did I mention it is now pouring?

Why is it that when you finally get the gas and are finally back on route to home, the freeway (that normally actually isn't too bad, because you are going the opposite way of all the other traffic) is backed up for miles?

Why is it that when you finally make it to your driveway, and start to try to unlock the door to your house that you seem to fumble and can't get the damn key into the lock?

Why is it that when you finally unlock the door and are about to reach the bathroom that is when your bladder decides to release, so you fumble with your pants get them off and finally get to go?

Why is it that is when you finally get to go it is BEST feeling EVER!!!

I know TMI, but why why why...